Wednesday, January 19, 2011

trying to figure it all out...

on open-mindedness, multi-cultural ism... should i be proud? or slightly concerned....

S has been volunteering in the toddler room at school... she is crazy about one little boy in particular and tells me cute stories about him....

S: "mom, you should have seen Enzo today. he is so cute. do you know what? he can speak german!"

me: "cool. his parents must speak to him in german at home."

S: "yep, they do. his mom is from spain. you know what? people are like dogs. you can breed them with people from different countries and then you have a beautiful child.
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on stranger danger... combined with a little paranoia....

D: "mom, be careful. there is a bad man following us."

me: "where? and how do you know he is following us?

D: "i have been watching him. he has been behind us for 2 lights!"

me: "how do you know he is bad?"

D: "because he has a black car, black glasses, tiny circle silver earrings, red hair and a black watch. and because he is smoking!"